How To: Waste Time

1. post a tweet announcing that you are blogging about wasting time (12 seconds)

2. start a blog about wasting time while waiting for straightener to warm up (67 seconds)

3.straighten hair (2.5 minutes)

4. realize you are going to mess your hair up again before going anywhere anyway and give up on that(same 2.5 minutes as before)

5. reply to a text from Sammy (or from anyone, really) (12 seconds)

6. take all the paint off your nails (3.75 minutes)

7. wash hands twice cuz now they smell NASTY (2.66666666 minutes)

8. brush tee since you’re in the bathroom anyway (1.5 minutes)

9. realize there are “About .5 seconds left” for these pictures to be uploaded and screw writing the stupid list.

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